The world as I know it has been turned upside down.
Wordpress Mage does exist!
For years now the Secret Society of Gurus (SSG) have been working behind the scenes with their elaborate scheme to hide the truth.
The SSG have been systematically brain-washing us to follow the Path Of The Light which they promise… will lead to freedom, both financial and existential – or so they preach.
I recall the earliest memory I have of Wordpress Mage. I was only 7 years old.
I woke up at 3 AM on a Sunday morning to the quiet whispers of my father and his brothers. They were huddled in front of my father`s computer and seemed very excited.
My father was saying “there must be another path… a truth… something completely different to what the SSG preach… I am almost certain of it”.
One if his brothers placed his hand over his mouth as if to guard the words and whispered “we can`t speak of this Wordpress Mage until we have proof that it exists. The SSG will round us up and charge us with treason if word gets out”.
His youngest brother, with tear filled eyes gasped “the Path Of The Light must be true… look how successful and happy they are… we must follow them and not mention this blasphemy”.
With careful resolve my father said “let`s keep this quiet for now… don`t mention this again until we have proof” and then turned to his youngest brother “it`s your fear of failure that keeps you from seeking the truth… but it won`t stop me”.
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